Monday, March 31, 2008
The Desire to Belong (Orthodox Academic Journal, Part II)
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Good Revisionism, Bad Revisionism
Thursday, March 13, 2008
On Dealing With Depression
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Justice Lost, but Sanity Prevailed (on Katzav)
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tip for Those Visiting Israel During the Winter
The Man Who Laughs
[I had been throwing around the idea of writing an post defending the new Joker before I heard of Heath Ledger's premature death. This article is dedicated to his memory. Warning: Any offensive or insulting remarks will be deleted without warning]
When I showed the latest trailer for The Dark Knight to my siblings, the reaction was lukewarm at best. "I don't like the make-up", "He's not Jack Nicholson" and "He's not funny" were the main complaints. A few years ago, I probably would have agreed. I fondly remember watching Nicholson's Joker as a kid – a depraved but strangely funny character who chewed the scenery and delivered many a memorable quote (Our favorite was "Bob, gun" – after which he proceeds to shoot Bob).
I now realize that that is precisely the problem – many of us think of the Joker primarily as a funny, insane criminal – a cartoon character, really. Ask your average non-intensive Batman fan to think of a word they associate with the Joker and terms such as funny, entertaining, depraved and insane probably come to mind. Scary? Horrifying? They're probably not even in the top five.
This is a shame – because there is another side to the Joker, a side that elicits not laughs but rather sheer terror. Behind the jokes and the wackiness lie a psychopathic, terrifying monster who kills and maims just for the fun of it. For the Joker of the comics, everything's a joke – society, law, morality and even human life itself. His crimes are utterly devoid of any logic; as Batman once put it – they "make sense to him alone".
Neither are his methods or actions reason for laughter. One example can be found in The Killing Joke, considered one of the ultimate Joker stories. In the story, the Joker shot and paralyzed Barbara Gordon (Batgirl, though he didn't know it), stripped her and took pictures. Then he kidnapped Commissioner Gordon and showed him the pictures with the express intent of driving him insane, thus proving that anyone can become like him after a "bad day".
Another demonstration of the Joker's "humor" can be found in the unedited version of Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. [Spoiler Alert] In a critical flashback scene, we learn that the Joker kidnapped Robin and brainwashed him into becoming a Joker sidekick named "JJ". When Batman finally tracks him down, the Joker shows him a movie graphically depicting Robin being electrocuted. Enraged, Batman attacks the Joker and pins him to the wall. The Joker simply tells him: "If you don't like the movie, I've got slides". Still think he's funny?
So I say: bring us the Joker of the Dark Knight. Bring us the Joker in his full, uncensored version – a "sick, demented monster" (World's Finest) whose high-pitched laughs send chills down your spine and whose "jokes" only demonstrate his complete lack of morality. If nothing else, we will perhaps finally begin to realize this lesson: there is nothing funny or "cool" about evil.
Friday, November 23, 2007
The Jewish Bystander Phenomenon
Monday, November 12, 2007
Well, I'm no farmer...
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
When in Israel, Speak in Hebrew
Friday, October 26, 2007
Finally, Some Sanity
Thursday, October 25, 2007
On Frumkeit and Hypocrisy
Monday, October 22, 2007
Checkmate
Friday, October 19, 2007
The Silent Demon: OCD and Orthodoxy
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Ahh, sweet schadenfreude!
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Attention, up-and-coming Israeli Graduate Students: WE ARE SCREWED!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Internet Dating for Dummy Jews like Myself
- It's not personal. Really - when I make contact with someone else or vice versa, we are just two cards on a screen at first. Rejection simply means I or my opposite number decided that two random cards out of thousands don't match.
- Corollary to the above: We all have a sense of humour and a love of life (or some other generic meaningless trait). You need to stand out to get noticed. For instance, you can tell a joke to prove your humour, or perhaps tell something quirky or interesting about yourself that isn't on the "traits" list.
- Pictures are not a negotiable item. They increase exponentially the chance of you getting noticed. Conversely, items with no pictures will be skipped over quite often. Few of us like "blind dates", so don't expect people to take that chance on the net.
- Corollary to the above (3): In your picture, you should smile friendly-like. Nothing is more off-putting than a bland serial-killer style stare at the camera. Also, choose your picture wisely - not too artificial looking, but still nice.
- When you address someone, do so directly - in the second person ("you"). Don't write some general statement about how nice marriage is or send holiday greetings. We simple folk prefer direct communication over oblique hints.
- If you don't like someone, have the decency to say so. There are few things more agonizing than sending a message to someone and never receiving even a formal response.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Torn, Part II: On Being a Failure
Sunday, September 09, 2007
To Rectify an Historic Injustice (on Rav Goren)
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
On the Matter of Bagatz VS. Katzav
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Man Bites Dog
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Saladin's Jordanian Castle
Friday, July 06, 2007
The War Against Brit Milah
Sunday, June 24, 2007
The Massacre That Almost Was
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Nice Try (On the Van Leer Institute)
Sunday, May 20, 2007
It's going to get worse, much worse.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
On The Self-Delusion of Anti-Zionist Jews
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, December 16, 2006
More Carter Commentary
A Partial Fisking of the 'Carter Letter'
Friday, December 15, 2006
Tidbits - Book Reviews
- Mitchell Bard rips Jimmy Carter a new one for his putrid piece of pro-Palestinian propaganda. The book has clearly demonstrated that Carter is a complete pro-Arab tool. If the links provided by Martin Kramer are any indication, it is also a very poorly written tract.
- Efraim Karsh takes Rashid Khalidi to the cleaners.
That's all for now, folks.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Throw the Jews Down the Well!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Kudos to Prof. Kenneth Stein...
Saturday, December 02, 2006
I've said it before, I'll say it again...
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Job Application
- A Prime Minister
- A Defense Minister
- A Chief of Staff
- A Minister of Justice
- A Chief of Police
Experience not necessary. Good conditions.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Torn: The Cry for Help of a Religious University Student
Sunday, November 26, 2006
The Palestinian (Historical) Malaise (on Walid Khalidi)
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Research Suggestions
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Historians' Fallacies - Prof. Rashid Khalidi
Monday, October 16, 2006
Take off your hats...
Rotten to the Core
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Know Before Whom You Stand
Sunday, August 27, 2006
I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Index Blues
- When referring to an article or book, please write the name of the author/editor in full - both the first and last name - no initials. This includes when you refer to your own work. Doing otherwise forces the indexer to spend a great deal of time playing 'guess the author', or hunting down your self-references.
- Pick one form of notation or referencing and stick with it. For instance, if you're referring to a passuk, don't change mid-article from 7:13 to 7.13. If you're referring to the Israel State Archives, don't change (if you're writing in Hebrew) from AMI [Archiyon Medinat Yisra'el] to GM [Ginzach hamedinah]. Be consistent.
- There is such a thing as overkill. There is no need to bring 10 different references or page numbers to make a simple point or mention an uncontested fact - 2 or 3 will do. These additional references only mean more (unnecessary) work for the indexer.
Remember, the faster the indexer's work is finished, the faster your work gets published.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Guess who's up for tenure?
- Who compares Jews and Israelis to Nazis at every given opportunity, to the point where it becomes simply tiresome?
- Who's "academic record" consists mostly of footnoted op-eds and review essays in journals like the Journal of Palestine Studies?
- Who attacks others for abusing the Holocaust, yet hides behind his status as a son of survivors?
- Who has spent most of his free time and energy conducting personal character assassination of Israel supporters?
- Who denies being an anti-semite, yet wholeheartedly embraces Israel Shahak, known crank and Jewish anti-semite?
- Who wholeheartedly supports Hizbollah?
- Who claims "historical concensus" by only mentioning people who agree with him?
- Who complains that Jews try to hold a monopoly on human suffering, yet does not spend even a fraction of the time he dedicates to Israel-bashing to helping those suffering from genocide (i.e. Darfur)?
- Who's "academic" works on Israel have received plaudits almost entirely from the looney-left end of the scholarly spectrum? Who is getting references from Noam Chomsky and Avi Shlaim?
- Who is, contrary to common sense, being given the opportunity to get tenure at a university, when his actual contibutions (journal articles) to Political Science (he's not an historian) approach zero?
Answer: Norman G. Finkelstein